Wheelz

so the other day i was at my boys house right? well he didnt exactly invite me there but he didn`t notice cause there was alot of other people.

so we was all gettin our buzz on when i spotted this sexxed latina gurl right. which is rare where i come from: not mexico. i went and looked in the mirror to make sure my foundation didn`t smuge and shit. now fellas i noe you be thinkin its all homo and shit or what not but whats even rong with lookin fly? nuttin. just another thing i got in common with the ladies.

k so anyhow i went over to her and lightly squeesed her soft tush. then i wispered in her ear ur tittots are next bitch. i must have made her twich with excitment cause she punched me right in the face. somwhere amungsts my overdramatizashun i peered up at her thu my think lushus lashes and growled `fiesty`

she responded by sayin Fuck off vanilla face!

and sacked me.

with her hand.

AAALLLLRIGHT whats good!

always needin an excuse to touch my balls. but you dont need no excuse girl ;)

so anyway she walked away. i figured id lay low for a while cause you know my bff still didnt know i was here. did want her to go skweelin on me you no?

plus i cud tell she was gettin all intimidated and nervus you no? probly cuz my clear skin and eyes like a newly installed medow and chin just like an ass.

not even the donkey type.

get it? ass? donkey?

oh that reminds me. you gotta be funny and quick on jokes. the other day this girl was like oh crap my grandma just died and i was all yeah bitch! she chocked on my ballz!

bitch was laughin so hard she cried and i got suspended and shit AALLLLRIGHHTT

but its cool like fire. im the class clown

people always hatin on me cuz im first on the jokes always

they just jelus

ALLLLRIGHT

so anyway back to latina chicky

she was all ignorin me and shit playin Extra hard to get

but i could keep my mind off her after she groped me all sensually and shit.

so i figured i gotta have me some a dat. so i slipped a little summin summin in her drink you no? all casual and stuff. hopin it wasnt lethal.

case the po po show up to another phat yammer that im at! they gon be thinkin im a crazy guy or sumthin.

anyway she was all unconshus and shit

and thats when the party really started

AAAALLLRIGHT

til my good buddy showed up and he was all jelus and shit so they kicked my ass out

theyr funny and shit!

so tonight i got some serious hand action

from myself

but whatever you no ima be gettin some serious sexin soon i bet

AAALLRIGHT whats good

xo

the slick guy