Wheelz

so the other day i was at my boys house right? well he didnt exactly invite me there but he didn`t notice cause there was alot of other people.

so we was all gettin our buzz on when i spotted this sexxed latina gurl right. which is rare where i come from: not mexico. i went and looked in the mirror to make sure my foundation didn`t smuge and shit. now fellas i noe you be thinkin its all homo and shit or what not but whats even rong with lookin fly? nuttin. just another thing i got in common with the ladies.

k so anyhow i went over to her and lightly squeesed her soft tush. then i wispered in her ear ur tittots are next bitch. i must have made her twich with excitment cause she punched me right in the face. somwhere amungsts my overdramatizashun i peered up at her thu my think lushus lashes and growled `fiesty`

she responded by sayin Fuck off vanilla face!

and sacked me.

with her hand.

AAALLLLRIGHT whats good!

always needin an excuse to touch my balls. but you dont need no excuse girl ;)

so anyway she walked away. i figured id lay low for a while cause you know my bff still didnt know i was here. did want her to go skweelin on me you no?

plus i cud tell she was gettin all intimidated and nervus you no? probly cuz my clear skin and eyes like a newly installed medow and chin just like an ass.

not even the donkey type.

get it? ass? donkey?

oh that reminds me. you gotta be funny and quick on jokes. the other day this girl was like oh crap my grandma just died and i was all yeah bitch! she chocked on my ballz!

bitch was laughin so hard she cried and i got suspended and shit AALLLLRIGHHTT

but its cool like fire. im the class clown

people always hatin on me cuz im first on the jokes always

they just jelus

ALLLLRIGHT

so anyway back to latina chicky

she was all ignorin me and shit playin Extra hard to get

but i could keep my mind off her after she groped me all sensually and shit.

so i figured i gotta have me some a dat. so i slipped a little summin summin in her drink you no? all casual and stuff. hopin it wasnt lethal.

case the po po show up to another phat yammer that im at! they gon be thinkin im a crazy guy or sumthin.

anyway she was all unconshus and shit

and thats when the party really started

AAAALLLRIGHT

til my good buddy showed up and he was all jelus and shit so they kicked my ass out

theyr funny and shit!

so tonight i got some serious hand action

from myself

but whatever you no ima be gettin some serious sexin soon i bet

AAALLRIGHT whats good

xo

the slick guy

Hall way hookups

So as you can already tell from the name im a pretty smooth talker

for example just this mornin i was struttin my swag like it was nuttin down the hall and i saw this really fit broad. well not actually that fit but she aint bad she aint bad. Her frizzies (what i call her hair ;) ) were blowin in the still air. My fresh puma kicks must have caught her attention cuz they be squeakin across the newly buffed floors. You know?

Any how i was feelin all confident cause i just got my braces rewired and cleaned last night. Im feelin tight you know? I cud feel my jeans squeezin up on my toight ass. I felt sexy. I looked sexy. She knew it.

I stepped infront of her and stopped all suddenly and stuff. She dropped all her shit and I winked. Smooth as always. She was all mumblin and stuff

maybe even moaning at the sight of me

then she told me to fuck up

or fuck off not sure

now fellas i no wut you mite be thinkin right about now. yous all like whaaaat this bitch dont want nuttin to do with you

wrong!

shes just playin hard to get

which means shes so down

wantin my dick and all

AAAALLRIGHT whats good

k so anyway when she finely stood up she was all pissed lookin and what not but i new it was all an act

i went in reeeal close and whispered ìts okay, you dont have to play this game with me gurdy.. not anymore . its okay we want eachothers genitals to touch and shit ;)

she backed up lookin all violated

i new i had her

she was a tuff cookie this one but soon she be gettin some of my milk with that you no?

anyway my first lesson: always be straight up G with em hoez. they cant resist.

AAAALRIGHT whats good

xo

the slick guy

The Slick Guy

Yo whats good?

So if you havent already heard about me, a lotta people at my school call me the slick guy. Probly cuz im always layin down the moves. K maybe i slipped on the floor but its probly not that. Dont worry bout it.

Anyway as i was sayin if you want lady advice you know who to come to! i been layin down the moves forever. like even as a baby when i peed on that nurse. you know what she did? you know what she DID?

Gave me a sponge bath. AAAALLRIIIIGHHTT.

So now your on my level. well not really but you can see where its at

your lookin at it from the ground floor

if you wanna come up, you gotta holla at the elevator. which is me.

im here to raise you to new heights. after readin this diary youll no just how to act round the broads! til they be the ones liftin to new heights! you know what im sayin? ALLLRIGHTT

whats good

xo

the slick guy!